I admit I thought the same thing as I was reading, but then it occurred to me: Saldana (for example) was probably cast for her “exotic” (non-white) looks. So non-white = alien. Paint her green or blue to avoid the pesky “political” connotations of her actual skin color and voila! A sexy alien we can all be comfortable…

Hold up, I got a better one:

“bringing her breakfast in bed.”

I can’t believe no one this far has mentioned the fact that all the criticism has been directed at Chrissy, as though fathers are somehow automatically off the hook?

None of the concern trolls seem to be upset that John left his nine days old to have a meal....

Aw thanks! He was a stray feral-ish cat, hated humans but over the course of two years and after a serious injury I finally got him to trust me.

Erykah Ba-don’t

I read your comment to my two kids, Adidas and Snickers, and they’re unhappy with you.

As the great black women of my upbringing would respond: She stupid.

I just mentioned my favorite tweet of hers: Carry a bag of peas. Leave a pea wherever you go.

Yes, Yoko. We all pee.

Jessica Alba sued Honest Toddler, the best anti parent blog, for trademark infringement despite them being their first. Fuck Jessica alba and he overpriced horseshit.

I will never understand how the defense of an inadequate punishment is so often “because it would ruin his career.”

It’s an horrific practice. Some of these men fathered children as well, and then, left to go back to their “real” family. Honestly, the whole thing is repulsive.

I don’t know what it tastes like, but I know what it feels like when a bae leaves.

Hell just got a whole lot classier.

Yeah, a cadillac. No sterotype issues here.

-Sigh-

Just like Jimmy Carter I imagine.

I still love her, but yeah, those were some seriously cringe-worthy stories. Especially because she recognized the problem with them, on some level, and tried to explain why they weren’t racist, which just made it worse.