He is what Simon Cowell would call a “cruise ship performer”.

Leo is a capital-A Actor.

I heard the bear lost 50 pounds and got waxed and will be in the next Woody Allen movie.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. In basically every movie, Leonardo Dicaprio always just comes across as the best actor in a high school theatre production. Which is to say, he’s not *bad.* He’s always just, like, Leonardo Dicaprio in a costume and talking in his “acting” voice.

I’m feeling it.

I haven’t forgotten that Noah had made sexist jokes and anti-Semitic jokes. He wasn’t properly vetted. He’s a nasty little kid with a big mouth and was handed the Daily Show on a silver platter. The show should have gone to Larry Wilmore.

I was walking down Vine in Hollywood, on my way to Trader Joe’s after a long sweaty day working at a DV shelter in the Valley. I had to wear a back brace because I have scoliosis that was never addressed because I only had insurance on and off as a child. I was painfully aware of how horrible I looked, in pain,…

Worst gift basket ever.

My favorite has always been the “shabbos goy.” Because God will be mad if you flip a light switch, but he won’t be mad if you get someone else to flip a light switch for you, because reasons.

i want him to loose

I can’t feel bad about hoping he loses. Dude’s got a pretty nice life.

Revenant felt to me like he was trying way too hard. It wasn't that good a movie. Also it made Tom Hardy look ugly, which is just wrong.

Best Actor: Hickey grumbles, “Ugh, Leo.” At this point I’m not sure whether we’ll laugh harder over a DiCaprio win or—far less likely—a loss.

How could he not be aware of the stereotype when the crux of the joke is that Black Australians drink a lot? (According to the stereotype)

If he’s so worried about his sister’s neck why doesn’t HE sleep on the couch?

Perpetual single here - if this is a real story, what exactly does this relationship bring that would make you put up with even 10% of this?

wet n wild have awesome matte lipsticks for like 2 bucks and they have a really nice dark purple color.

In regards to “dress how you want to be addressed”:

One time, my friend’s brother’s cousin’s neighbor’s sister’s stepdaughter’s boyfriend was walking by a park wearing a baseball cap, and the next thing you know, he was captured, forced to play short stop for six months, and then won the World Series.

I’m still holding out hope that he gets screwed out of this one