If dude could bench 600, he could have picked her up in her desk and carried the whole thing out.

Well now I have discovered a dream I never knew I had: having frozen yogurt in Barbra Streisand’s basement mall.

So... are we letting Legally Blonde 3 Tokyo drift out of the canon, or what?

I’m so sick of her popping up in everything - we get it, you’re kinda funny, go home.

I’m sorry but Kristen Wigg is so utterly boring. Just saw The Martian and honestly, she was beyond wooden. She’s just so dull. And bad nose job to boot.

Except that The Hunger Games already exists with a male lead, under the title of Every Other Action Movie Ever Made: Parts XXI-DCLXVI.

Well, right now you’re going to get more people saying that you’re not.

Uh...did you...miss the part where the vegetarian samples were the most likely to be contaminated ones?

Matt Damon is shitting the bed so badly on the show this season, he should be the new spokesman for Depends.

We have a term already.

The correct term for this is “Shoulder surfing”, let’s not call everything you shouldn’t be doing hacking.

I normally wouldn’t be pedantic enough to point out that it’s “Savile” (and I’ve made the same “Saville” spelling error plenty in the past), but I suddenly realised that a great way to remember the correct spelling is that it includes the word “vile”, and just had to share.

If you really think 40+ women are lying about being raped just for kicks, you need to go out more, and communicate with actual human beings. Or stop being a mysoginystic prick.

They were participating in a promotion that involved taking selfies put on by the stadium. It had just been announced right before this clip.

The Reuben one reminded me of a story Terry Pratchett told. He said that one jet-lagged evening he accidently asked for Three Mile Island dressing for his salad. The waitress didn’t say a word, just brought him Thousand Island dressing and a bottle of hot sauce.

A woman named Angela Kipp

Further proving this was never about her religious beliefs if she is altering forms that other people have signed. She hates gay people, period.

Yeah, but once upon a time the only reason anyone knew her name was his career, and ...