They not only are racist as hell for assuming it was a bomb, but if they truly believed it was a bomb then they also underestimated his intelligence because they clearly assumed it wouldn't work or else they'd have evacuated the school. They are a bunch of shitty, dumb, racist assholes.

I think he had an intent.

If they really thought the clock was a bomb, wouldn’t they have evacuated the school?

“we cannot allow items on campus that can be perceived to pose a threat.”

Did anyone else see this excellent kid on Chris Hayes last night? “I call it the interrogation room because it’s where I was interrogated.”

AH, YES, I WILL HAVE SOME CREME DE METH IN MY COFFEE. THX.

Naturally. I’m thinking of calling in meth poisoning to work tomorrow.

Yep. The first thing I think when I get sick on vacation...must be meth poisoning.

Where did the meth thing come from? Are coffee makers in Omaha notoriously meth-infested? Jumping on meth right out of the gate makes me think the kid got into this guy’s meth stash and he’s just covering his butt.

“Who knew the nurses of America moved like the mob?”

They call each other Swank Damon, because I still maintain that they are in fact the same person.

A good friend of mine was a music producer and protégé of Stevie. We used to call him up and I would pretend that I was some rando that he had hooked up with on the regular. Every time he would play along then yell “Nina, girl Imma tell yo mama you playing on the phone!” Or the yearly Stevie birthday parties where he…

Is he saying his 9/11 cakes were an inside job?

Lmaooo how dare she disrespect the white man :(

My ex-fiance is now a priest (not Catholic), and one summer he stayed in the guest room at the parish priest’s house. I was between housing situations for a night, so they let me stay over, and we went at it like rabbits. So yeah, did it with an almost-priest in a current priest’s house.

I mean, Empire is no Sharknado 2 but what is, really?

Fantastic writing. My own life is an example of the “whitewashing” process — I’m white, born and raised in Alabama, and I discovered this expression for the first time ever here, in a Jezebel article.

I heard it all the time in 1970s Florida. Lots of other, worse expressions, too. The worst and most common were probably “Nigger rich,” and “nigger-rigged” (also “African-engineered"). You could hear these things all the time.

“But why would you “crack down” on someone complimenting your shirt or making a positive comment about your attractiveness? How are men who are attracted to you supposed to communicate that to you?”

Draw me like one of your French girls.