Did you see the Gremlin from “Nightmare at 20000 Feet” washing up on the shore? That and the tension from the promo will tempt me to subscribe or borrow someone’s CBS All Access account.

My absolute favorite. They’re getting harder and harder to find, though. Last year I could only find the deceptive cinnamon hearts. Thank goodness I didn’t fall for that disappointing con. (Con is short for confection.)

My absolute favorite. They’re getting harder and harder to find, though. Last year I could only find the deceptive…

Esther WANG.

My doggo is the same. She tolerates people but goes ballastic in the presence of other dogs.

Note that these were little Black girls. That detail matters.

I have less than no desire to watch this abomination on the telly and my standards abysmal. But these recaps? Required reading and viewing.

Surely there’s a photo somewhere of Dr. Bernice Sandler. Not using her photo for this article is a form of erasure. 

IKR? He’s said that he previously apologized but where are the receipts? 

It doesn't even take a good tailor to camouflage flab. A medocre tailor could easily make him look less like like a sack of shit.

Those are Brioni suits? I thought he was wearing his own label off the rack. He spends a lot of money to look like pure d shit.

I had the pleasure of enjoying several of her performances at New York’s Blue Note with my friend James. James passed away several years ago. I’d like to think that he’s in Heaven, partaking of an extremely dry Grey Goose Martini, waiting for Ms. Wilson’s set to begin.

“Remorse” did not undo the damage his politically expedient policies did to marginalized communities. HW’s policies still reverberate and damage those same communities. His death doesn’t diminish how horrible he was.

Did anyone see the White Power sign thrown by the cop in the driver’s seat? Check it out at about 1:39.

I thought Shrub was a low point in the American presidency. I thought that we could only get better. We did get better for a time only to descend to a depth that has me looking up at Bush II and reckoning that he wasn’t so bad compared to the Tangerine Turd and the cabal now at the helm.

2 in 10,000 is a pretty significant number. There’s no way that statistic would be acceptable for people and it certainly is not acceptable for pets whose people have paid for their safe transport.

Like nearly e’rything else in America, tipping is some capitalist-racist-sexist bull.

We don’t tip fast food workers because they make minimum wage. The server making repeated trips to your table? They can make as little as $2.13 with the idea that our tips will supplement that to increase the server’s actual income.

I usually tip a few bucks on take out orders that I pick up especially the joints I go to regularly.

This entire administration is “The Emperor’s New Clothes” come to life. I’d also call her word soup Trumpian Logic - A defensive rationale that defies reason and facts, that is rooted in malfeasance.

It’s debatable, but her role in “Being John Malkovich” might be considered Oscar bait. She even went ugly and lesbian in the role, a la Charlize Theron in “Monster,” but no murder