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Hockey fans today:

This is a lot of hockey articles for deadspin.

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Here’s the issue with the “I’ll offer sheet his guys for ten years” threat - that means you won’t be using your draft picks as the assets they are, or worse giving them up when your target GM decides not to match. It’s an empty threat, so why are these guys so afraid?

*spellcheque

The hypnotist will fix all of this.

What Quebec really needs to do is become a populated American metropolis with a warm weather climate and very little interest in hockey. That’s how you get an NHL team.

Longer than that. Gillis had seven drafts (2007-2013). These seven drafts produced two (2) NHL regulars — Horvat and Ben Hutton, who was a rookie last year.

The best draft picks may have been Patrick White who was traded for Christian Ehrhoff

Ben Hutton

Fuck Mike Milbury with a broken skate blade. Then fuck him again. He had the patience of a toddler expecting ice cream.

Any first-round pick from 2008 to 2012 that Mike Gillis made while running the Canucks. Some Canucks fans may wish to redo 2005 with Luc Bourdon at 10th, but he may have become a hell of a player had he not been killed. Gillis was adept at building the contending Canucks teams through trades and free agency, but the…

Why Black Knights? Why not Las Vegas Knights? Now that I write it is sounds like an all-mall nude review at Excalibur.

After all of those years in the wilderness (and even beyond the on ice product - the free tickets, then the empty arena, the pretty obvious bilking of the county on the arena deal) it’s nice to see that the Panthers actually seem ready to ride the wave of prospects they’ve assembled and spend money surrounding them…

Maybe it’s time you embraced something new....With arms wide open.

Ass coffee and wasteful to boot.

You ever see the movie 127 Hours, where James Franco is forced to drink his own piss to survive?... Yeah it’s kind of like that.

I don’t think I’ve ever had Nescafe instant coffee. But I do have Maxwell instant at the cottage. It’s awful. But honestly, when you get up at 3:00 to launch the boat and go fishing or sit in a deer stand for hours in the rain, nothing can beat it.
I call it readymix coffee, which is a play on ReadyMix Concrete…

Anyone who uses a keurig pod should be punched...hard....in the coffee input valve and output valve.