The Bruins first Cup came in the 1920s with Lionel Hitchman, Tiny Thompson, and the eternally redassed Eddie Shore.

The Whitest Walker.

#RE2PECT

(Just to clarify, my star is for the brain vat video, not for the argument it is being used to support.)

San Jose finished with 101 points this season, good for sixth overall in the NHL. Here’s where their playoff opponents finished:

Just enjoy your afternoon erection and keep your questions to yourself, all right?

Jesus, Drew, she fucking farted. Be a goddamn gentleman for once.

It’s not a bad shtick, though, since it’s the sort of question that puts whoever is answering it on the same level as whoever is listening.

Absolutely, I was kind of surprised that Colbert went there for that exact reason. I haven’t watched the full interview, so I don’t know if they had been riffing on life/death/zen/whatever right before Colbert asked, but the emotion in Reeves’s voice suggests strongly to me that it was a difficult moment for him to…

That was an unfortunate typo. It should have read, “glower struggle.”

PEDANT ALERT: I don’t think the “homer” is what’s “youngest.” How the hell do you write something like, “whose youngest homer came at” and not think that needs a rewrite?

Now that the Court has concluded that the Videos were illegally obtained and subject to suppression, it follows that the public has no right to access these materials—which materials never should have never come into existence in the first place.

My first thought exactly.

Deadspin, man: this is a Jeter take if ever I saw one.

It’s a Basketball Diery!

What kind of a poor-person take is this? Britt McHenry is too broke to afford a spot in the AMEX lounge or the SkyMiles/Generic airline Club?

Hot Take: the coolness factor of a 4OT NBA playoff thriller is diminished by the fact that each overtime is just five minutes long. Adding 20 minutes to a 48-minute NBA game is equivalent to adding 25 minutes to a 60-minute NHL game. There’s lots of moments for clutch shots or free throws to tie the game up at the end…

What’s up with his Giants hat in the photo? Is that an embroidered garland or some shit, celebrating first-round draft status??

Plot twist: it turns out that he’s the asshole.

crazy-eyed Euron Greyjoy, a one-dimensional cartoon pirate animated solely by his bottomless horniness for queens