I can’t tell if that’s Don Nelson, or the world’s most seriously committed Gregg Popovich cosplayer.

“chilling with Ronny Turiaf on a nice boat, in the golden hour, naturally.”

Pardon the hot take, but it seems like it’s way more interesting that home advantage sorts so neatly from one game to the next.

“This is my ‘that moment when you realize both goalkeepers were trying to throw the game’ face.”

I only saw them once, playing a set at somebody’s house in DC sometime in 2011. It was very clearly evident that this was a serious band with a pretty high ceiling and a singer who was an actual frontman. The room got completely packed during their set, because everyone who had been milling around upstairs or smoking…

[Adjusts spectacles] Wages and earnings are tricky.

“Fox 21 actually talked to the dogsitter, who asked to remain anonymous“

“Announce your name to the brethren, friend.”

Butt wait, there’s more!

Our life’s work was in your hands, Papa! Our life’s work was in your hands!

BREAKING: Kid’s Balls Somehow Found Newsworthy

“White House spokesman Hogan Gidley”

What an odd thing.

Can we... can we see it?

Brad Pitt: “Gotta pass on that one.”

Man, Steve Harvey has really gotten the most out of that NordicTrack layaway plan.

I, too, blinked in non-recognition at the tsz. “Maybe it denotes the osund of monkeys dismissively sucking air in through their teeth,” I thought.

I hope this reply hasn’t derailleured your momentum.

Solo is not hopeful

Investigators were surprised to find that the normally taciturn Loaiza had stored the shipment in the vehicle’s John Rocker panels.