Contestant: [watches video above]

Sorry, Patrick, the correct title was “What is Alex Trebek Hilariously Shits On Jeopardy! Contestant And Her Whole Crew For No Reason”.

How in the fuck was this post not about this:

Ian MacKaye

Guy hitting .205 in High-A ball is worried about the wrong Mendoza.

Berman: Beh. Burrrr. Bahh. BEEEHHHH

Yours in worship,

Haven’t seen an old white guy bone Britton this bad since June.

This is a level of stupid that should result in the writers losing their jobs in academia. I’m not really being hyperbolic here, either.

Or a clumsy proctologist

Pickle guy doesn’t realize he’s an asshole

He finished his cigarette, and gave it a flick. The butt caught in the wind and danced for a few feet, but neither noticed. He looked into her eyes. A deep, longing gaze. It was all she could do to resist being taken then and there on the rocks. The ocean breeze added a salty, spicy note to the electricity that was…

Hi, you sound like a huge prick right now. I don’t think anyone said that this is exactly the same thing as anorexia, bulimia (or whatever you think a woman’s eating disorder is) or that this man faces the same expectations and pressures a woman does.

How about that. A touching story from Penn State that doesn’t make me throw up.

Well, I learned from this post that kickers are held to the same academic standards as other college football players, so there’s that.

This is in poor taste.

“Disorder’s for me. Dat one, too.”

Counterpoint: No.

You’re going to do this all year? Really??

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