*Song starts* “Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?”

he is an alumnus of the University of Florida

Is this “Let’s forget some guys!”

No one hates the Cubs more than I do, but christ, just let them have their fun for another day before going on seemingly pointless rants about how they may or may not end up like Boston fans. As Barry said, they get until their parade and then they can go fuck themselves (paraphrasing).

Do I believe they called him “Diaper Don?”

Knoblauch used to flash that same smile throwing to first, knowing he was making some lucky fan’s day with a free souvenir.

I think the rule is, fans get until the parade and then it’s open season on those assholes.

This one time, there was a huge possum sitting on my backyard fence, and I side-armed a tennis ball right at it and knocked it off. Pretty sure I had that same goofy grin on my face. That was my World Series.

I’m taking a day to indulge the happiness of Cubs fans then I’m going back to cheering against them.

C’mon man, that’s not fair. Sox fans can’t write.

Oh man, my Dad sure loves a twist ending. Best way to finish, in my opinion.

I’ve seen so many posts about how they need to get Steve Bartman to throw out the first pitch for their 2017 opening day, or how they need to get him in the parade.

My grandfather died without ever having seen the cubs win the world series. So, my Dad, ever the crazy asshole he is, brought a radio out on the porch so gramps could listen in from heaven. We all thought he was going out there to jack off, but nope he was going out there to be with his Dad, which I thought was sweet.…

“Joe, I’ve assembled a can’t-lose roster.”

Just before the final out, my 95 year old grampa, veteran of two wars, cancer survivor, and long-suffering cubs fan, pulled me aside and, with a tear forming in his steel grey eyes, said, “The blacks ruined this neighborhood and your sister dresses like a whore.” This was for him.

Every time I almost feel sorry for Indians fans I see pictures like that one woman gingerly clutching her Chief Wahoo board and then I’m just so happy they lost. Fuck them.

Clearly this dinosaur had some special performance claws in her contract.

I must say I’m starting to have some doubts about this Trump gentleman. I initially quite liked his idea to make America great again; I was lucky enough to visit the country recently and I rated it only “very good” rather than “great” (I knocked a mark off because the hotel kept forgetting to change our towels and…

He looks like he just saw someone litter.

That man looks cold.. We should get him a blanket