Cardinals fans, amiright?

You don’t even want to know what they were tweeting at Ha Ha Clinton-Dix

No, just you.

I sound like an even more pretentious ass through a tube amp.

I ran out of Aliens when I was a kid and went into The Great Mouse Detective. Way less scary.

“To me, it was embarrassing to watch that these are our two candidates,” Kaepernick said Tuesday. “Both are proven liars and it almost seems like they’re trying to debate who’s less racist. And at this point, talking with one of my friends, it was, you have to pick the lesser of two evils, but in the end, it’s…

Chris Matthews: I bet you can’t name one foreign leader you admire.

You mean he couldn’t even identify Gowron as the leader of the Klingon High Council? 

Since men are well known for sticking their penis in any available inanimate object, I’m proud to see this important step toward gender equality.

Pictured: Skip Bayless

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a thousand times, there aren’t enough good Tata’s in Atlanta

They’re unbelievably rude and grating, like all Canadians.

- Jim Tomsula’s Roadkill Cafe

This gave me a reason to like Chip Kelly.

Much like the current election, Trump should have pulled out.

They should honor the original spirit of the award and all recipients should come up with an innovative way to re-take The Philippines.