Caution: long post upcoming. A lot of this is from a good summary at Reddit.

Wow. And to think I’ve erroneously called it ‘Cleveland’ for years.

Hahaha!!!

I searched “below average” and got a nice selfie.

Hinkie had classes, but traded them for future classes and a guest speaker opportunity. He’s currently looking to swap the guest speaker slot for Starbucks gift cards and/or wi-fi passwords.

It’s sort of a funny coincidence, but the number 69 also refers to a sex act.

Oklahoma was literally founded on the idea that you should be able to just take things away from Native Americans if you want it bad enough so I am not surprised.

Few classes of people in this world are as batshittedly convinced of their own influence and importance than college newspapers nerds and jesus fuck I miss that world so goddamn much I’m 32 and my DEEP AND IMPORTANT COLLEGE NEWSPAPER EXPERIENCE made me a legal editor in a hidden kingdom of batshit crazy conservative…

As a man, I have a great idea.
If women would like to be heard more in the workplace, when one woman makes a point, the other women in the room should reiterate the idea and credit the initial speaker.

A GREAT POINT MADE BY MY COLLEAGUE STASSA and furthermore LET’S ALL LISTEN TO WHAT STASSA JUST SAID

In response, the NCGOP has released an official statement:

Pictured: Case Keenum pointing to which receiver he’s going to throw to.

+1 Rx for Fukitol from Mike Keyster, M.D.

i just tested positive for isthatol.

That was fantastic.

Sarcasm, as it’s called on the internet, isn’t primarly concerned with accuracy

Boy I bet you wish you’d asked a better question.

All I can say is thank CHRIST they penalized that one guy for jumping up and down after his team scored a touchdown. We need to keep that sort of behavior in check.

The Giants are up right now on the Rockies. If it holds,