How many dingers did he give up to the Cubs?

It’s a double-click, not a double-tap, right? A double-tap on the home button is what you do to drop the top of the screen lower so you can reach the top with your thumb. It’s not depressing the button, it’s just touching it.

Phi Kappa Lambda is the Catholic one, I thought

Does Burneko think he’s too good to write recipes now?

White Horse was alive when I was there last. But in a different location. Where the Panera (then Bar Louie) used to be on John St. It wasn’t the same.

Was Joe’s in Champaign when you were there? Because Joe’s sucks, right? Illini Inn or Murphy’s forever.

Former Krannert employee here. The Studio Theater is a black box theater with flexible seating arrangements (bleachers sometimes, chairs sometimes). Very intimate, small enough where your thrown tomatoes or flowers can reach the intended target with sufficient velocity.

PFTCommenter’s Periscope account shows him there with that sign. Heroic.

I think of it the same way I think about getting dumped and living alone between relationships. You live with the embarrassment and anger of being rejected, then you figure out how to cope with that and you use it to be a better partner.

I was collecting unemployment after I got... re-org’d... and looked at it like this: my employer was now the government, and my job was looking for a new job. I would wake up in the morning, take a shower, and sit at my computer and get to work.

Yep, and Apple’s patents always show up in their products.

Man, they make the foreperson in MA say a lot of stuff. When I was a foreman of a jury we just handed the paper to the judge and they took it from there.

No, dude. No seltzer, no fruit.

Don't crucify me for this, but I wasn't aware that you were supposed to tip at Sonic.

So where have we netted out with Hernandez? Good at smoking weed, bad at doing murders?

Get a 2 oz measuring cup. They're awesome and much more precise. You'd be surprised how often you under-pour for fear of spilling. Here's the answer:

I understand the Imo's hate, although I don't agree with it. I'm perfectly capable of discerning the difference between Imo's and a good pizza, but I will totally throw down on one if it's around.

Oh sure, the wikipedia entry is a tragedy. And who knows if it was invented here.

On the other hand, gooey butter cake is really pretty good.

That was probably the best email of the week.