Sushi doesn’t go with crackers.

and selflessly opened a can of whoop-ass and even put it in his mouth for him.

How does one.....turn someone gay? It seems like you haven't thought this all the way thru. Have a seat.  

“He preyed on straight men and tried to turn them gay for his own benefit” What does that mean, he tried to pick up straight guys? I’m not clear why that is so bad - I mean is it more bad than preying on gay guys? Also, did he drug them or hit on them, did he invite them to his hotel room, answer the door in his robe…

Never have I felt such a strong connection to Principle Skinner.

I think Gemma Chan might’ve meant that “like.”

Lie down with dogs, you get fleas. Not sorry at all to hear that the Trumps turned on anyone who worked for them, nor should anyone be surprised even before he entered the White House.  

she apparently used her time in the East Wing to tell Melania that her Be Best initiative sounded “illiterate.”

How much money do these idiots make?

*BLACKS.

Im not even sure Musk knows where Musk’s focus is.

Tesla: “We’re closing our dealers. We’re going 100% online, because modern electric rocket company.”

“The other two, whose families contributed a total of $270,000, failed to complete their applications and never ended up enrolling.”

Bet you anything the real reason he got tired of Japan is cause he couldn’t find a “perfect” and “subservient” Japanese girlfriend.

I’d love to teach Japanese to whites instead of English to Japanese, they are notoriously bad as English.

What’s with the random apostrophes in names these days? Tay’lor? Sha’ann?  You must all address me as Roo’Ty Too’TY from this day forward.

“Wait, a movie without a white lead!?! A black director asserting his ability to cast whoever the fuck he wants!? REVERSE RACISM PATROL, ASSEMBLE!”

I have a nagging feeling that these parents will find a way to fix the investigation into what their children knew.

The idea of rich people getting all puckered up when cops show up on thier doorsteps puts a smile on my face.