“It’s not masturbation, it’s love-making. It’s different, so it doesn’t count.”

Olivia Colman is a treasure and we need more of her here in the US.

Please go and fuck yourself. Preferably with a chain saw.

This was also his 3rd or 4th attempt on that island. They had previously shot at him.

*record scratch*

If you find out that a man you know has beaten his partner this badly, I’m going to tell you something right now.

No one gives a fuck why Germans supported Hitler. They give a fuck about all of the damage that Hitler and his Nazi party did with the support of the German people.

Disingenuous.

Jesus Christ I hate the goddamned Broad Street Bully Flyers but that Gritty is pretty hilarious.

When people are fanatically dedicated to political or religious faiths or any other kind of dogmas or goals, it’s always because these dogmas or goals are in doubt.

Yep. Far as I’m concerned the money they’re making is even cleaner than Oprah’s, and no one’s begrudging Oprah her wealth.

Dear Maureen,

There is, I believe, a conversation that could be had about an unease we (black people) might have with the Obamas’ post-White House relationship with money.

No, he's not. The Ferengi are actually good at business.

We can all hope the same for the prez

Two Outta Three ain't bad….so far.
#ITMFA

Hey, didn't Dukat end up being deposed from power, going insane, and being possessed by a demon?

This is a totally unfair comparison. Gul Dukat never dodged the draft and actually served in the military. He also has way more experience governing when he was the Prefect of the Occupation of Bajor.

Kai Winn?