Note to self: politely decline any future invitations to brunch from Figjam.

OK, calm down there, Donald Trump.

“He looks like a booty snatcher.” I die!

Even Kim Davis has gay friends. Anything is possible.

He hit a nerve, did he?

Bullshit. All of you awful people who say ‘she had it coming’ are exactly why this country needs the Black Lives Matter movement.

Butts, butts, butts.

In another surprising twist, the family’s private plane took a mystery trip on August 27 across the Duggars’ home state of Arkansas.

He was ‘grossly overcharged’?! He grabbed the driver by the throat and pinned him to the fridge in his kitchen. And his damned family sat by, observed, and unpacked their moo goo gai pan!

Sad that this episode would make us all long for the good ole days when the most egregious offense was manspreading...

“However, it should be noted that shading Iggy Azalea is still a better use of one’s time than listening to her music.”

I would rather do [snip ] Andy Cohen.

Seattle Aquarium for the win!

Hold up. We're supposed to take rape advice seriously from some dude who used to host Family Feud a hell of a long time ago? Oh, wait a minute...

Alton Brown would never approve of this, because it's a mono-tool. But I think it's totally worth the $20 if you love mangoes like I do. The next step is to hedgehog-cut it.

I'll give you +1 for perhaps winning the literal argument, but will deduct -136 for, well, coming across as a KKK apologist.