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I believe the look is called “dry thirst.

Thank you; that is very kind of you. It feels like such a primal humiliation. And sometimes one only knows how much energy has been stolen upon its return. I appreciate your kind words! ♡

Good. For. You.

I don’t usually contribute to these but today I feel compelled. I get followed around stores a lot. A lot. And, today, I went to a well-known department store, purchased a MAC lipstick, and went to check out scarves. Nothing.

Ten years ago, I was at one of the lowest points of my life. I was a design professional in a dead industry == long term unemployment during the recession. (From which I’ve yet to financially recover from but doing better than some).

Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene! Dolly is the best!

So sorry for your losses. The scholarship is a fantastic idea. Just let the rest of the money wait until you are ready to deal with it, or until an opportunity presents itself. As the saying goes, “Money is like manure. It works best when you spread it around” 

My picture from the beach near where I live today. 

I’m sorry. *internet hugs from a random stranger*

Famous black woman and billionaire. Black, female, more successful in money and life. It’s the only power they can exert over her, I suppose. 

Dear Rod Rosenstein,

How the hell is a parent allowed to live in a dorm???

Just to recap, your boyfriend and the father of your child is ok with forcing you to do something that has been making you bawl all day, during a time that is already stressful enough as it is.

Honest to god, if I had to choose between my boyfriend and my cats, I would choose my cats.

Greetings from Paris! I still haven’t adjusted to the time change which has made things interesting. Everyone made it here in one piece & Mr C was blown away by our surprise We are having some great adventures. Happy Saturday night.

Now playing

Oh my god; I’m so sorry. Here is a tiny offering of a distraction;

Our cat escaped the house two years ago, while we were on vacation. Not once as she tried to come back in, she loved being outside.  She somehow managed to find a way back into the house last night. I don’t know what to think, because over the weekend he contemplated bringing her back in. He was definitely her human.

I love Bruce’s face.

Bruce!

Piggies are awesome! I’ve been watching Joshua the baby pig in Instagram and it brings me such joy to see him running around and jumping and smiling!