Sorry for your scarred eyeballs.....But did he make out with Putin right after that to avoid jealousy?

And I pray that the Orange shit gibbon gets to witness all of his tacky gold crap being seized and auctioned for tax fraud/grifting/being an asshole traitor.

Walk tall and carry and rabbit dildo bandolier?

Smart tip for entrepreneurs: Open up a combination hazmat/exorcism stand adjacent to the White house, we are sure as hell going to need both.

Can we ALL make a pact to just stand up and walk the F out of the room if other women try to foist insipid TP or “guess the baby poop in the diaper that’s really chocolate” games? Ughhh, even at 10 I was seething with rage over how idiotic/hokey and forced these things are.

Alll the stars for you! I also read tat she had men carry her around like a baby because her feet were hurting from a leg issue combined with wearing stupidly high heels.