Dementia or Ambien?

Penicillin.

So, you won't be meeting up in Wauwatosa for the next Malort Fest at Ray's Liquor?

Bergen-Belcinnabuns feel left out.

Finally, a nonhomeopathic remedy the Federated Republic of Antivaxxxia can get behind: artisanal hand sanitizer.

I will hold out for the Li’l Debbie Starcrunch Latte.

Stadium Secret Sauce.

Nah... Big Daddy Lame was resigned to Hillary, & that, possibly, only due to being a father of a daughter. Marchman, Pareene, Burneko, Ley, Kalaf, Mc Kenna, Moskovitz, Burke were all pretty ticked about Hillary (even if they were voting for her).

Now where will Kid Rock & Scott Stapp have hate-sex?

I would like to read the crack team of radicals from places like Deadspin, c. 2016, explain how again Hillary would have been worse.

Think about Mitch Trubisky.

Un bocadillo especial.

Fight me at the Regal Cinema. I’ll be there eating two of their Nathan’s branded dogs slathered in yellow mustard & mayonnaise.

Hace tanto frio en La D...

Blogger Lives Matter?

I was told there would be no math, but with Leap Day skipped in 2000, doesn’t she need to wait four more years?

This is theTakeout, yet you overlook Waiting...?

Wrong. 

Ssounds like you made out ok.

China?