Thank God I am the only person that reads Smalan Ithee posts, & he the only one who reads mine.

+1 immaculate bowel

WhiteHouse.org scene.

If we introduce mayonnaise to the Takeout, that just ensures Magary would be filing the JAMBAROO! either at Jezebel as a freelancer or Bleacher Report as staff (until the Ringer meets his demands (a la what became of Robert Mays when Grantland closed shop but the Ringer wasn't launched; did six months at Peter King's…

Joakim Soria is still a Guy!

Lentil soup is thick, but no one calls it stew.

Quit spoiling Daulerio’s rejoinder to Grierson/Leitch top fifty films of 2019.

Sovereign citizens in the U.S. Military are a scourge.

Spagnuolo is the hit who owned Favre in 2007 & Rodgers in 2011.

The other restaurant themed video I remember was Ween's "Spirit of '76" provoking Butthead to bellow, "Shut the hell up & start making sandwiches!"

Racist SportsBoy Bill Simmons contends Raheem Morris clearly the worst of those. By far.

Finland is no less Russian than Crimea.

By tomorrow, they'll have stripped the audio from the clips & replaced it with applause from the Academy Awards 2015.

A little Taub with do ya.

Skanks for the memories.

Add pumpkin spice flavor, & I'm sold.

I remember Beavis complaining during a that dog. video (for which the band was working at the Hot Dog Stick) that the shake machine is always broken. Not Maccer's, but I could see how the idea could evolve.

My first afterschool hourly job was at a frozen custard shack in Milwaukee, & my main assignment was running the custard machine, including cleaning. Took about twelve minutes once I had it down.

Denny's is not better than anything, save Chili's. It's definitely not better than IHOP.

“’Sir’ — he came up to me, pleading — ‘sir, sir, please throw out the first pitch at the World Series game’. & I considered it, I did, I really did. But I told him, I said, ‘We can’t take the focus off their game. They reached the top of their sport...’ — they say they’re the best, & maybe, some of them, some of them a…