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You woke up yesterday to bake a devil’s food cake & watch Press the Meat f/ America’s favorite funnyman Chuck Todd,…

Everything changes… On New Year’s Day. As the third decade of the second Willenium breaks, you sit, once more, at…

In the way of the renegotiated North American Free Trade Agreement, you present:

& now, as the clock strikes nine p.m. in the Pacific Timezone, it is midnite on the East Coast of the United States,…

In this, your fortieth year on planet Earth, you viewed eighty-four films in the cinema, at either your local draw…

9 December 2019

You cannot claim to be a scholar of the oeuvre of the SportsBoy, Bill Simmons. You cannot even claim to have read…

The troops? More like the Poops!

You always wanted to submit a question to Drew Magary’s FUNBAG. Had a few in mind, across the years, but always came…

You moved to Portland last April. Finally. After six years scouting it, from near, then afar, looking for a job to…

Eli Manning always reminds you of sexual frustration.

About two months ago, your brother came to town, just a brief visit passing thru the Middle Northwest of these…

Seventeen years ago, you ranked your top 100 albums of all-time. It was part of a group project at the CMJ.com/bb…

You are not a popular sort, but that has not stopped you, intermittently, from considering popularization, & the…

& now, you take a sporting turn. Or, at least, one afield of sport-fucking & closer to FUCKING SPORTS, ladies &…

You are well-versed in smut. You have already detailed your legacy preserving the marketability of the Playboy…

Froggy Le Sueur. The name likely recalls for the reader a brief dalliance in high school theatre or amateur drama,…

Several weeks have passed since the most recent Deadspin Editorial Talkback, & while banned from the site’s comments…

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