Note: this joke assumes drink in question was a White Russian. Carry on.

I'm in a graduate program for social work, and we're explicitly taught NOT to jump to conclusions and make assumptions. We're required to take research, evaluation, and clinical assessment courses, in addition to doing 1000 hours of field work in a clinical environment. Social work is a field based on research and…

I think that one of the things that will surprise people about this movie is just how much it has to say about our culture, here and now.

Get ready to add a 4th: Sean Barber. Making quite a name for himself in just his 1st month.

"Only Three? Fuck you sir!" - Joe West.

How accurate have these plots been shown to be? To the naked (deceiving) eye, that Gardner pitch was unquestionably lower than the Kelley pitch, and it wasn't even close. It almost hit the dirt. Maybe it was the trajectory and way it took the catcher's mitt down when he caught it.

There is quite a bit of overlap between racists and people who have no idea how the Constitution works.

What I found most interesting about your well-selected set of tweets is that most of them aren't Sterling apologists. They start with "Now, let's be clear, fuck that guy, BUT" which suggests that the misunderstanding of 1st Amendment is real, whereas I'd always suspected it was more a matter of convenient…

No way Harper ever opens a beer bottle with his eye.

There's a really simple solution to this problem. Most of the injuries involving fingers or hands could be easily avoided. Sliding head first is faster than sliding feet first. There is a place for it. But what runners don't do anymore is hold their batting gloves. I was taught at a very young age that when I ran…

People usually laugh at jokes?

My favorite part of this is that the umpires reviewed it and came back with literally the only impossible answer.

What about reading comprehension trolls? Where do they rank?

Now you're trying to get into a debate where you want to prove that the bible actually makes sense. It doesn't. It never will. It's one of the dumbest damn books ever assembled. And I'm not interested in such a debate.

You guys win. A movie about White people being saved by God while all the brown people drown for their sexual sins obviously isn't right-wing at all.

You're unfamiliar with the Council of Nicaea and how the Bible was assembled?

Ok fine, I give up. You guys are right and the movie wasn't written by racists at all...

Yah I don't think you understand what I'm saying here. First off, I didn't say the original myth (and other flood myths) weren't older than the bible. Digest that.

The myth wasn't written during the time it was supposed to have taken place. The entire bible was "reimagined" in the middle ages.

The Noah story, at its core is a myth rewritten by White people as a fantasy where their deity destroys all non-White people on the planet. Only Noah and his family survive.