Gracefully executed. Well done.

Well, for what it's worth, one of them is the same color as me. I don't give a fuck if they're purple, they are three of the worst MLB umpires. Followed closely by "Country Joe" West (and his ego).

Girardi didn't get tossed for arguing the call on Gardner? Bucknor and Hernandez aren't also bad umpires?

Diaz? Girardi? Me?

The reason he Kelley was pissed was because Diaz (one of the "Three Blind Mice" of MLB umpires, along with CB Bucknor and Angel Hernandez) called a pitch lower and further outside than that one a strike on Brett Gardner, which is also the call that got Girardi tossed. Dude is just a bad, bad, bad umpire.

I'm starting to get a "Super Joe Charboneau" vibe about this guy.

You wanted to "lead him into talking about the others," eh? Let me help you out Peg: "how does this game-winner compare to others you've scored?"

So, who is the "MLB Fun Police" that you refer to? The players? This incident, and all others like it, start with on-the-field actions and reactions. If you have a gripe about this, it has to be with the players. There are no written rules against showboating.