Gremlins 2: The New Batch is absolutely one of the best sequels ever, in part because of how audaciously different it is from the original. I’m guessing it was too different for Ryan Patrick.

Rafi’s views appear to be pretty much in alignment with the average secular Israeli in Tel Aviv or Haifa who dislikes the way that Netanyahu has been supporting the undemocratic ideals of the ultra orthodox at the expense of the majority. 

I mean, you’re still gonna die. Happy Tuesday!

“I got pulled over by the TSA”

1. Slave Leia.

Snow Leia is best Leia.

They mostly comment a night. Mostly.

If you avoid alcohol bloat your face should go from babyish to distinguished like Anthony Hopkins or Patrick Stewart. Age isn’t the enemy, long-term bad habits are.

This makes me wonder what will happen to Selena Gomez.

He’s going to release a trailer for each episode, and then, mysteriously, trailers for episodes that don’t even exist.

I absolutely see the logic in your reasoning and think you’re spot on about what’s going on in her head. But shit, when do we start demanding that people who lack imagination live outside of their own experiences? You’ve done about a thousand times more mental work than Pam has just in this comment, but she’s given a…

ENOUGH TRAILERS RELEASE SHOW. Damn you Brooker. I suspect he is doing a meta-media experiment by putting us through our own real life Black Mirror by torturing us like this.

There is a difference between advising women not to let their guard down and saying that women who ostensibly have let their guard down are making excuses for fucking up when they get raped while their guard is down. Will I advise my daughter to be careful and not drink too much at parties lest she end up incapable of…

Look, some women can be the most ardent supporters of an oppressive patriarchal system. Pam has survived in spite of/by virtue of her physical attributes all her life and can’t see the forest for the trees.

I have to be honest, and I’m sure I’ll receive flack for it, but I get what she’s saying. Yes, women should be able to walk into a business meeting (regardless of the unusual setting that it’s taking place in) and be safe.

It’s a crime to lie about it to the FBI and Congressional committees, and to ask the head of the FBI to drop the investigation, then fire him when he doesn’t.

Exactly. Now that the first word has been spoiled for me, the whole movie is basically unwatchable. Also, my childhood has been retroactively ruined.

If the whole script got leaked, I’d read it now, and probably enjoy the movie just as much when I watch in two or three years. It’s just a fucking movie. If knowing what…

You are incessantly fantasizing about hurting children. It’s disgusting, and you are never going to convince me it’s not. Go get therapy you fucked-up bully.

(As opposed to the insane sequel, which Key & Peele so perfectly roasted.)