That nameless woman was just trying to get to her yoga class, it's not like she was out at a club. "used to", you say? And you stopped doing that, why?

Ed tells Bonnie he likes it when women are sweaty. In the same scene, he turns his whole head around around to stare at a women's ass, having enjoyed the front side already. He looks up from his work and gazes at Abigail's legs while she's standing on a chair. Ed calls himself "steady", but doesn't seem like it half…

Shailene Woodley did a VERY convincing job as an intelligent but angry woman with low self-esteem. The dumpy clothes she wore early on helped too.

I wish someone had worked similar magic for Emma Watson.

I wonder if the Scientologists will attempt to sway voters against any campaign to award Nicole Kidman an Emmy for her work on Big Little Lies? Perhaps Scientologists do not appreciate Kidman's authentic-seeming portrayal of a battered woman.

There's no space for a season 2, unless you want to see more of Ed and Abigail settle unfinished business with Madeleine. I respectfully decline on both counts.

I noticed that the show FREQUENTLY cut directly from Perry scenes to Jane scenes. I like that they left the investigation open-ended, due to "Law & Order" tv episode sentencing details often seeming tacked on and arbitrary.

I yelled "NO!" at the TV, even though circumstances dictated that I was watching it alone tonight. I doubt the TV heard me. It's not a Samsung.

I'm gonna go ahead and disagree with you there.

Well, I've heard that BMI is a poor quality metric. Following the advice of a good Primary Care Physician seems like the best thing to do.

Fine… "novellas". My point is that the shorter length curtails King's excesses, and both of them are older, back when he still tried hard.

I see your point. I did pivot my argument pretty dramatically from "only one King adaptation is good" to "Stephen King's later books are vastly overrated". My mistake was in forgetting Misery and several of his short story adaptations.

Actually, I agree with you. I've started a program of weightlifting and healthy calorie-rich foods to gain a bit. But it's never been easy for me to gain weight.

Oh, here's a spoiler where "or something" has to be appended. Probably not the tightest narrative experience there.

No thanks. I already get plenty of hugs. My point is that squee is not a word. Also, 6'0', 155 lbs. My doctor says I'm in wonderful health. At least, for now.

I forgot about Misery. That was good. Stand By Me and Shawshank are based on short stories, where many of King's problems are minimized. And all those "good" titles mentioned are from King's early to mid period, when King was still trying hard. "Dark Tower" is definitely not a miniseries, and from the later era where…

Is "squee" the sound a fat person makes when someone hugs them?

Other than "The Shining", films based on Stephen King novels have done about as well as films based on video games.

The "two places" would be corresponding to the two side edges of the tennis racket. And since a tennis racket is about an inch wide, that same injury could have happened to any man with a dick longer than a "micropenis". Celeste is not Chun Li from Street Fighter II. We sorta saw the hit. It was one strike only - not…

Oh, come on. "Do you feel that?" "Did you take a pill?" was enough to establish that he had an unusually firm erection.