Man, how difficult would it have to be to say you are "ready to die" with every bit of sincerity?

Prettay, prettay, prettay…prettay good.

I actually just watched Se7en last night and I agree. The final scene is dramatic but not really scary at all. The preceding murders are far more disturbing.

Major League leaving during a Indians run at the World Series is a fucking tragedy.

Ah, George W. Bush. For as terrible as he was as a president, he provided, by far, the best fodder.

I like Jane's Addiction, but am I missing something here? Were they a lot bigger back in the 80s than their legacy indicates? Hardly anyone celebrates them like Nirvana or Pearl Jam…

That Sling deal is actually pretty good. I would happily pay $10-15 a month to stream EPL matches.

Close Encounters of the Trump Kind

I don't understand why I have to pay a subscription if I am already a Prime subscriber.

The A.V. Club

"Oh hello, I am just a generic computer woman looking at these giant representations of football statistics."

Overall, I prefer Les Bains Douches to much of Joy Division's studio output. Their live performances of "Disorder" and "Insight" easily transcend the studio counterparts.

Having that and "Jesus" back-to-back is almost too beautiful. The VU's third album is criminally underrated.

It's not number one, but it's on the list. Definitely a classic departure.

"Suuuupermannnnn…."

Obligatory Onion article: http://www.theonion.com/art…

He's making a miniseries about Navy SEAL Team Six for History Channel. I saw them shooting when I was on vacation in North Carolina.

Persoanlly, I like the thin crust DiGiorno's with pepperoni and peppers.

Seriously though, where's Simpsons Quote Generator when you need him?!

Can't believe no one said Joaquin Phoenix. His performance in The Master is one of the greatest I've ever seen, let alone his great turns in Gladiator, Walk the Line, Her, Inherent Vice…