I don't even wanna know what comes out of that thing when you snort.

I was always more confused why Hagrid didn't eat all the wizard kids.

"Smithers, have The Dissolve staff killed"

Block and Tackle is back! I thought you would sit out the first four weeks in solidarity with Brady.

Mad Men. I also enjoyed the Newswire back in the golden age of O'Neal.

I have a feeling this whole venture is just for the A.V. Club to receive free bacon.

Angry Birds 2

Some of us do that on a daily basis.

Sounds like a Hans Landa assassination plot to me. Soon he'll be trying to take credit for the whole thing!

I don't know you well, but I'm going to miss your Don Draper avatar.

"I thought I told you to never interrupt me while working!"

"What knockers!"

FRONK-EN-STEEN!

Can't believe no one has said Caddyshack!

Nah, Sarah Paulson is way too cool to be compared to Matt Damon.

Wait, the Cincinnati Zoo killed Lou Reed too?

Did Michigan absorb Toledo or something?

Why does Harambe want us to get our dicks out?

Groundhog Day is a great way to make you realize your mortality as you get older.

The whole pro am scene is hilarious.