I never understand the "only colors found in nature" rule. Green is a color found all over nature. Flowers can be blue and pink and purple. Technically every color I've ever dyed my hair is found in nature.

There is a super frustrating trope about women going without their glasses for the sake of beauty. They'd rather be half blind than unattractive. "I may be walking into things but at least I'm pretty!"

On Hair Styling (NO WAVES)

I mean, I have to agree with her that Spanx are pretty amazing.

I don't care how old I am, I will always love ridiculous and entirely out-of-touch sorority/fraternity emails. Not the racist ones, obvi, just these—the completely unhinged, control-freak-bordering-on-sociopath emails. Look at the amount of time and effort she put into this. She included pictures!

You KNOW they drivel on about being "classy" all the time ("OMG, Caity, that dress is so slutty on you, but like, classy slutty, you know?") just like you KNOW that if they ever have occasion to write it down, they spell it with a K.

To be totally honest though I would join the emo sorority. All those girls to teach you how to paint your nails perfectly black without flooding your cuticles, and how to perfect your side-bang. This is the kind of info I need.

The thing that made my blood boil was the eyeglass part. YOU CAN PULL MY EYEGLASSES FROM MY COLD, DEAD FACE YOU REGINA GEORGE CLONE!

Most of this is the sort of insanity I expect from a sorority, but ... what on earth is the problem with wavy hair?

After watching this trailer, I realized just how much I want all movies to aspire to be "the best acted, coolest looking Lifetime movie ever made." YASSS.

as someone with a connective tissue disorder that dislocates shit just walking around, I salute and condole you

This isn't me, but it was a guy I was dating at the time. We had vermicelli for dinner. There was one little dried bit of vermicelli stuck to the botom of the pot. Boyfriend, who was always cleaning pots and pans with his hands first to "save sponges" (WTF even is that) was cleaning it and decided to scrape the piece…

I work in a kitchen and we got a new BIG pot. We were making mashed potatoes and when it came time to drain the taters I decided to lift the pot to the sink. BAD BAD DUMB IDEA. I KNEW it was too big and shouldn't have gone for it but I did anyways. The second I started lifting my brain and my boss yelled, "NO, THAT'S…

I once severed my tongue (did you know they could reattach those?) in a library, on the first day after their renovations (I ended up volunteering there 15 years later, it was apparently legend.) I tripped and bit it clear off.

White ladies from Australia saying stupid shit: Wallaby damned.

No. You can't take a naked picture of a 15 year old girl, WITHOUT HER CONSENT OR KNOWLEDGE and distribute it on the Internet and expect a "oh kids these days," reaction with no consequences. Throw the book at these little fuckers.

Your use of the asterisks makes 'shit' read as 'she' and 'feminazi' as 'feminist.' Whether you did that on purpose or not, I find you just delightful!

It's so weird seeing these actors out of costume, even in other shows. The actress who played Sybil pops up in other things periodically and all I can think is "umm, you're in the wrong era." I also spent the past 4 seasons getting over being tempted to say "Harriet Jones, Prime Minister" or "Oh look, it's Shaun's…

I've seen worse. The thing that was freaking me out was that HE DIDNT WASH THE FUCKING TWEEZERS. There was obviously gunk on it from previous extraction attempts. Ugh ugh ugh.

We might laugh, but I've never seen an Argentinian werewolf so it's clearly working.