We should start a club. The “my body’s falling apart club”.

Another EDS/POTS person! Hello!

Currently in Florida, the possession of less than 20 grams of marijuana is a misdemeanor punishable by one year in jail, while anything more than that is a felony punishable by at least 3-5 years in prison.

It seems like Givenchy’s worst decision since this:

It’s the eye of the martyr
It’s the thrill of the Right
Rising up to the challenge of our (Supreme Court) trial
And the last known dissenter
Thinks Jesus supports her plight
And she’s watching us all with the eyeeeeeeeeeee ... of the martyr

This assumes that I’m taking showers solely to get clean. Showers are great! Baths are great! Hot water and singing along to my favorite Whitney Houston jams and occasionally even drinking a beer—GREAT!

Everyone knows that when rabbits are involved, slow and steady wins the race.

I think, to remain thematically consistent, in this case you would have to use “clam jam”.

Mini-Cooper would make a great name for a small personal vibrator.

This is the type of situation I am talking about when I refuse to give road head. I do not want to die with a dick in my mouth.

How in the fuckity fuck is it 2015 and some ingenious asshole hasn’t created a fake vagina specifically for this with sensors and doodads that ring a loud noise and say things out loud like “That isn’t the vagina, wrong hole moron.”

15 year old me would be stoked my barely A cup boobs are now DDs. Like, totally stoked.

Bow down, bitches. Also, this photo makes me want to wear gloves.

He probably didn't even put that much work in- he probably just heard a commercial on TV from a law firm advertising representation for asbestos exposure and mesothelioma.

Picture of the accused:

You do realize that most people who read the article don't comment right? Also I'd rather read someone else's authentic story than your self-righteous bs.

I'm 30, so closer to your age than the youngest end of that spectrum. As a writer myself for a different site who has used similarly dark (though altogether different) content, I can tell you my motivation: so others don't feel alone.

I'm 45. And I don't see anything wrong with her talking about this.