I told a small lie on a resume that then became a complicated lie.

In the 8th grade my elderly history teach died suddenly mid year (and at his desk). We had a very nice school regular sub take over. We had this huge year long project that was assigned day one and was supposed to be turned in at the very end of the year that was a large chunk of our grade. It was supposed to be this…

Being straight

^ THIS! ^

I’m still new enough to this party that I’m not fully burnt out on Drag Race yet but I was definitely a little taken aback that it’s not even two weeks until S11 starts. I thought we’d have a month or so to watch other TV!

I am just exhausted by how boring it is. It used to be more fun to watch, scrappier challenges, better lip syncs, so much more shade. Now it’s just a bunch of pretty polished queens with nothing new to bring to the table.

Same. I mean, I still fell off my chair when Manila left, and was definitely gagged by the dual crowning (which, I’m at peace with because Trinity deserved it but for obvious reasons couldn’t win alone), but like - I could probably draw a road map of season 5 one handed and blindfolded. Season 7 on it all starts…

All Stars is always a disaster, but that double win was peak nonsense.  I kind of hope they just drop all stars, but also, I will never not watch it so... 🤷

I have loved this show since the first season (brag) but I am just. so. tired.

I love this show, but it’s too much. I’m ok with having one regular season per calendar year, but All Stars needs to be every 3 regular seasons minimum. These queens barely have time to hone their craft before they’re on my screen again.  

Fuck off asshole. 

Well, of course. Because neither Jamaicans nor people of south asian descent authentically eat spicy food the way techbros do.

Bernie can eat a bag of dicks. Bernie can take his cult members supporters and go back to Vermont to continue accomplishing nothing in the Senate. Is the press going to continue to give him a free pass or are they too busy reporting on Amy Klobuchar’s all caps emails or that time Kirsten Gillibrand was less than gracio…

I don’t have the energy to rant about Bernie right now but I will say he (not unlike Trump), is a less intelligent, less hardworking embodiment of Snowball from Animal Farm. This is, once again, about his narcissism and need for power and not the country. Bernie achieved jack shit in the senate, all he has done is get…

Dude.

This is an incredibly unfair assessment. He can also talk about issues important to young white men.

And Bernie is not a Democrat.

There’s nothing he can offer that Warren can’t, and Warren actually gets shit done.

Gods just shoot me in the fucking face pl0z.

I eagerly await using the ‘mute’ button judiciously on my FB newsfeed. Thanks, white male relatives!