Maternal mortality rates are also at staggering heights in Texas as a direct effect of defunding planned parenthood. Fuck Abbott, FUCK that lipless donkey toothed pug faced smug prick Dan Patrick, FUCK all the domestic terrorists in the state GOP, or as I’ve taken to calling them, the Texas Taliban.

Yeah, I agree. I didn’t really fully understand that until I had a close friend kill themselves last year. He truly knew that he was loved, he just couldn’t deal with the pain of living in his head anymore. It was awful, and I wish that something could’ve been done, but I think everyone around him did the best they…

Right? Middle schoolers are cruel, water is wet, the sky is blue. Next.

Seriously! Toast some bread, crack an egg in a hot pan, DONE. If you can’t manage that, you don’t deserve entrance to my chamber of secrets.

Our Butthole’s Privacy is my new band name.

The kinda fuckwad who thinks mayo is way too spicy for his sandwich.

Omg, SAME. I loved his HBO special so much that I’ve binged every episode of the Chris Gethard show and tons of his podcasts in the past week. He’s a true gem.

Yeah. Eyebrow lift, extensive work on her lips/mouth, cheeks look like they’ve been done, chin and jaw have definitely been reshaped.

Can i just say that Zoe Kravitz is pure perfection? I mean, god damn.

Well, fuck.

If I were wire tapped, it would be me calling my cat an asshole, douchebag, shithead, poop face, poop for brains, all in the sweetest, most loving tone I can manage, lol.

Totally agreed. I like men’s haircuts that are a little longer on top, but Jesus, this fully shaved head with the greasy rooster top needs to STOP.

I mean, Cheeto did say that the phone system in the White House is confusing, clearly he’s trying to get back to basics here.

Oh my god this is exactly how I feel. I present as very femme as well, and I’m scared I’ll be completely rejected, for that and also the fact that I’m coming into this relatively late.

Yessssssss, and my god is he handsome

Hey y’all. I just turned 29, and heading into this new year I have realized something about myself- I don’t identify as straight any more.

Agreed! I’ve used the same tube for a full 18 months. I’ve tried others, mostly ones that came in my ipsy bags, and NOTHING compares. I’m about to re-buy this one.

Agreed! I’ve used the same tube for a full 18 months. I’ve tried others, mostly ones that came in my ipsy bags, and…

Having your soul forcibly removed and replaced with pure greed adds years to the appearance.