Unrelated: I giggled at BastardlyOlympian. Greatest pet name ever.

Thirded

I just can't remember the last time oral sex ended in just that. It's always a lead in to penetration, so the guy usually finishes during intercourse.

Fair enough, my original statement was a bit harsh, but here's the underlying point if like to make: if this guy is making swallowing his ejaculate such a massive requirement in women that he dates, why is he not taking it upon himself to communicate about it with his partners? These so called "nice ladies" that seem…

Yep, this. Fucking creep. Someone is willing to put your penis in their mouth AT ALL = shut the hell up.

That's fantastic.

Ok last one. He's holding a choco taco AND a snow cone for chrissakes. How am I supposed to resist?

Yep.

This is a little silly, but what really hooked me was seeing him tenderly and carefully wipe cum off his costar's face after getting her in the eye with it. I actually swooned over that.

Yep

Yes, this crush is getting ABSOLUTELY OUT OF CONTROL. Ugh.

I don't really get it. after dating for awhile, I expect to be exclusive with a guy, infidelity is an absolute dealbreaker, and I personally know that I would never cheat on a partner emotionally or physically in any way. And sex is basically out of the question if I'm not the only one the guy is seeing. Sometimes I…

I'm 5'7 and have also dated men of all different heights, most have been 5'7-5'10, though. I wouldn't be opposed to dating a man that's taller, but so far i actually prefer it when they're fairly close to me in height. I like being able to comfortably look a man in the eyes or rest my head on their shoulder. But, I…

I mean Fresh. Lotus moisturizer by Fresh. I always get the two confused.

Lotus moisturizer by Clean. Just got a sample in my Birchbox and I'm IN LOVE.

Damn girl. Get away from him and get away fast. He doesn't even sound like decent friendship material, to be frank. I know that attraction isn't exactly voluntary but YOU CAN opt out of this. You deserve someone that treats with you with dignity and respect and this joker sounds like he is capable of neither, with…

Ugh, what a piece of work, sorry you had to deal with that. The guy in question for me was 10 years older as well, the other woman he was seeing was 40. Sometimes I can't help but wonder if she knew he was going out with 24 year old me when he wasn't with her, and if she didn't, would it have changed anything? Meh,…

Holy shit.

God, the same thing happened to me last year. He was divorced but also had just recently ended a 4 year long relationship, but lied about how long it had been since they called it quits. He told me eight months, turned out to be about six weeks in actuality. For whatever reason I told myself it was okay, and turned a…

Hellllllooooooooo, nurse.