Lincoln made powered ones in the ‘80s. Why can’t someone do it now?

It was mission with objectives plus dogfights. You have to manage your shields and weapons and use your joystick to get the enemy in your sights and pew pew pew. It wasn’t as simple point and click, and some of the missions, especially involving capital ships, were pretty entertaining.

I’ve written off the entire game until I see a release date, and the human race survives long enough to reach a couple weeks away from it. THEN I’ll take a look at this thing.

This, along with Half Life 3 are at the top of my “Things I used to get excited about, but now just cant give a shit anymore” list.

Lol. Yeah I can’t TAKE anyone serious that can’t write a proper sentence like him.

Just because you haven’t heard something, doesn’t mean it’s not used.

Some ECUs require the chip to be de-soldered and replaced with a different one, in order to “flash” a tune onto your car. My 2000 Beetle 1.8T needed that, because the chip the ECU had supposedly couldn’t be re-written, no less re-written in place.

While you may have never heard of it, you clearly weren't around during the OBD1 days, when a performance chip was actually a physical chip you swapped onto the computer to change fuel and spark tables for more power.  That is what is being referred to here, even though it is in an incredibly outdated way...

Check out the dashboard:

It is actually based on a Fiesta, so by pricing it like a Focus, Ford actually makes more money on these.

They didn’t advertise them at all either.  I have to explain what the Fist, Focus ST, and RS are to normal people.

The problem isn’t that they’re not exciting, it’s that they’re all old. I have no idea what Ford’s product development team has been doing for the last 10 years, but with the exception of the Mustang, F150 and Edge (which are already pushing 3 years old) they haven’t had a single clean-sheet redesign since Alan…

Look, they’re working very hard to get these vehicles delivered. They’re working 24 hours a day. There’s a shortage of car carriers. They had to build a temporary factory. Porsche is also trying to save kids from a cave and send a rocket to the moon, so please give them a break or they’ll just smoke a J and take the…

A Jeep Wrangler is a terrible car

Ford: Make some cars that EXCITE people.

Motor Trend has their RealMPG measurement. There are also apps like Fuelly.

Chuck Norris wishes he was Chuck Yeager.

The most impressive thing about Chuck is that he managed to break the sound barrier while the X-1 was dragging the weight of his enormous balls.

It’s Meh Car Monday, right?