natepetro
Carlos the Dwarf
natepetro

Yeah I’m a little closer to the stadium. This Fall should be fun...but hope to leave in the winter/spring.

Lakeview has sh*t pizza. Well decent I guess. But my walking radius is highly populated, yet surprisingly only sprinkled w/ mediocre pizza.

My biggest issue with Colin’s gesture is now I have to listen to EVERY sport’s commentators (Finebaum, Galloway, DJ DoublePlay, Steve from Philly, etc.) stance on ā intricate matter.

“If these executives stand behind their stated beliefs, why wouldn’t they put their names to it?”

Yeah, that isn’t the sole purpose of our military.

I mean, personally I hope they EACH take the invite. A 2-for-1 kidnap special, AND a whole re-do as far as candidates? Dream scenario, and “God Bless Mexico” indeed!

To be fair, that was a hell’ of a snag.

You know how effin’ board a pair of Silky’s have to be to do that??

That was a massive dong.

I don’t understand...what’s the big OH MY GOD, IS THAT SHAUN HILL?! [immediately begins to vomit, deep prayer ensues]

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Ms. Merlen elected to not preface the word “stunt” with the descriptive noun, publicity.

Wait...so only victims of rape are aware it’s a thing? What the actual fuck?!

Sure...but is it elite?

Nope. They’re going straight to prison. No trial. You didn’t get the memo?

Yeah. True that. 100% correct.

Horrendous call

WTF is a “Sand Knight"?

*he needs some milk!

Full disclosure I have advocated for Toppers before. It’s a notch above the national pizza chains, which is what I was trying to convey in a previous (pizza) argument.