He Hate Me w/ the hate crime!!!

They closed the only Beggar’s in Lakeview last year...only to go and open a goddamn Toppers(?).

Not NEARLY delusional enough to be the NFL’s Derrick Rose...

Lol- I watched this effin’ movie last night.

I see your Ironhead, and raise you one Nigerian Nightmare..

Is that a haggard Constantine Maroulis?

In relation to the Joey Bosa fiasco:

Lesnar + exponential promo & ad budget for UFC 200???

Nah.

Nah.

What is mightier than the sword, Alex?

I mean, he did earn a Public Administration degree from Auburn.

I mean, you do produce a straight turd every so often.

The unofficial nickname, at least around town, has already been awarded: The G-Spot

I don’t know. I think the majority of fans called (new) Comisky Comisky long after it was rebranded as U.S. Cellular Field. But after many years The Cell gained traction and slowly won over the majority.

All I know is Jesse Ventura was effin’ hysterical as an announcer....could you guys do a story on that???

I think it’s actually ‘Persian’. Either way sweet dong.

...I never realized he owned a stake in the Lakers too. Ya really do learn something new evey day :)

Oh wait...you’re right! Ratzenberger. The guy who wrote Annie Hall.