I have a 6 d cell Maglite with led bulb. Best flashlight ever. Will bind then bludgeon anything in your path.

I have a 6 d cell Maglite with led bulb. Best flashlight ever. Will bind then bludgeon anything in your path.

I plan to continue enjoying Roadkill, the New New Top Gear with Evans, and House of Cars with the Three Stooges. This is a great time to be a petrol head!

This is significantly better than doing anything with gas monkey garage could have possibly produced.

I just thought my body was ready. Holy cow.

Still alive?

My body is ready.

I drive an ‘04 Wrangler, which has never not rattled, so I totally understand loving cars for (and in spite of) their charms. But what good is Kinja for if not being a contrarian?

More of that propeller-powered thing at the top, please. It looks delightfully dangerous.

Well, I’m excited.

Still one of the fastest in the world.

“We take that back. You can’t track this after all.”

-Ferrari

I know the owner of that NC, it looks like this now (787B Wrapped)

Defender owners are creating a custom grille plaque for the attorney:

Mr. Will Hedrick, you have earned immortal status among the ranks of every reader, commenter, author, and Beetle-rolling Jalopnik staff member. You are a hero. Thank you.

Between this and the Sepp Blatter resignation news, today is a good day.

Hey Nissan and take note, this is what you need to do to the Z. Or have the balls to bring back the 240SX. But, as with some Japanese auto manufacturers, they rather design cars for blind soccer moms, or hipster fucks that you want to bash their face in 80 centillion times with an Easton aluminum baseball bat.

Let's face facts, yours was the only opinion that mattered on this! We have all briefly waited to see what Skay made of it, now we know.....ford may proceed with Skay's approval :-)

Someone's in a pissy mood. BE HAPPY ABOUT NEW SHINY THINGS DAMNIT!

GAHHHHHHHHHHHHH.