Rule Number 1:

No helmet, tank, shorts, portrait mode. God damn. We got a winner

She’s a good bike, loves her rider
Loves wheelies and stopies too
She’s a good bike, crazy ‘bout track days
Loves apex’s and her rider too

It’s a long day livin’ in track garages
There’s a race track runnin’ through the yard
And I’m a bad rider, ‘cause I don’t even miss her
I’m a bad boy for breakin’ her forks

And I’m free,…

G2A is a great site until you have a problem and then you can pretty much kiss whatever you spent on the game goodbye. I’ve used them 3 times, the first 2 times was for stuff I missed on the steam sales. Then the last time, it was for GTA5, and I ended up getting an already used key.

When I get out of my shitty apartment and hopefully have a kitchen that has any counter space whatsoever, I can’t wait to get another toaster oven. Things are beautiful inventions, that nobody should be forced to live without. I’ve survived for 15 years without a microwave because of a toaster oven.

I live for this shit.

You take your negativity and get out.

That movie was hot garbage.

“Not taking it off road are you?”

Chris Evans singlehandedly killed that cast to me. He’s the anthesis of what I like in car guys. He’s literally the British version of “corvette” guy to me.

Just needs Chris Evans screaming (says nobody).

You never mentioned whether she’d had the fish too!

The story about Chris Evan’s erect member. I hope they stamp his last paycheck with a Dickbutt.

When history caught up to the shouty Chris Evans and forced his resignation after spending weeks trying to defend how he wasn’t the absolute worst thing to happen to Top Gear since the History Channel.

Favorite part is that hopefully allows the women abused by Chris Evans over the years to get justice.

72 virgins? Have at ‘em.

Samsung or Apple need to make a setting that automatically turns all video shooting into landscape even if it was held in portrait.

I’m a Random Guy, and I endorse this message.

It can’t be bargained with. It can’t be reasoned with. It doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear! And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.