I would watch a show with a dog presenting car related information.

We are not worthy of such an awesome dog as yours. Perhaps, a time will come when the world is ready to receive such a wondrous, awe-inspiring auto-crossing canine champion. But that day is not today.

“Who’s a good co-driver? Yes you are! Yes you arrr-rawr-rawr...!”

Honestly if they replaced the celebrity lap segment with a golden retriever playing with a frisbee I’d be a lot less likely to fast forward through it.

I'd support a new Top Gear Dog as an Evans replacement without hesitation.

Golden Retrievers are kinda “ginger” too, so that would maintain the diversity ratio.

Added bonus would be to hear the car do the talking and not someone just yelling constantly. Of course the Stig would have to drive.

As a breeder of golden retrievers I will happily supply my dog for filming, she is used to riding in my car during autocross runs and has a pleaseant and energetic deameanor, something sorely lacking from Evans.

It would mess up the perfect ratio to kick him off and not replace with another Ginger; however subbing in a Red Golden Retriever would get rid of so much shouting, add a degree of compliance and give the other hosts some bit of pet therapy while they wait to say their lines. Win Win If I do say so myself.

Yes, yes. yes. They won the cupholder game for all time with those. There is no reason for anyone else to try to do better, because that already is better.

Exactly, and all cup holders should be done they way saab implemented them on the 9-5.

Sooooo no more “rubbin’ is racin’”?

I thought his best performance was his recent disappearing act. Liar Liar a close second.

I’ve read a few times it’s a lot harder to play dumb than it is to play smart. Man on the Moon was impressive with regard to his impression and likeness, but D+Der was so full of incredible timing and physical comedy that I think it’s hard to argue against.

Sadly, yes.

No Man On The Moon or Truman Show for you?

Evans might be a car guy with a collection of white Ferrari’s but I hate watching him. I mute the show each time he speaks, it makes TG so much better.

I’d change that to “and we’ve gone brown,” in reference to my pants should that ever happen to me. All the nopes. Nope nope nope nope nope.

“With an extra eleven grand in your pocket that means you are just some easy mods and sticky rubber away from smashing the Germans in any contest you can find.” ...except depreciation. That Cadillac will be near worthless in 5 years.