Thanks for posting AvE’s video. We should be seeing more of him here on Jalopnik instead of that Engineering Explained twat.

Yeah, really the only part I remember from this movie is Seth Green dubbing over Jason Statham’s seduction.

Enjoyed it then, enjoyed it now. Charming, fun, with a few dated references. Plus Seth Green’s imitation of Jason Stathom was dead on.

At least wait for this one to cool down, Hammond

“Nah, let’s stay here, can’t risk losing our spot”

“Hey, do you want to go to another part of the stadium? Maybe a place where there isn’t a masturbating fan squeezing one out right next to us?”

Not a barn find per se; this one was found sitting abandoned on the parking ramp at the airport I used to work at in 2003. A 1978 T-tail Piper Lance (like pictured above) that had been sitting untouched for over three years uncovered with flat tires. I contacted the owner and we struck a deal where I’d handle…

Of course they put diesel in the tank, it’s Oregon!

I’d like to offer my hypotheses that methamphetamines were somehow involved.

I’m a big fan of the biblical punishment.

I hope whoever stole it gets colon cancer and dies shitting blood while his family laughs.

If you’re a schoolteacher like my neighbor, in her eighth year of teaching, making $44,536 per year, still paying off the student loan debt of undergrad, and grad school... yeah, I’d say money would be a critical decision when purchasing a vehicle.

This seems so intuitive now, but you have to imagine yourself back when everything except sugar was demonized. I know middle-aged women who still scrape the whipped cream of a key lime pie because of fat. OFF A DAMN CUSTARD PIE. We are living with the consequences of the fucked up sugar industry shitting all over…

She french fries the entire way down. I watched three times just to be sure. Doesn’t pizza even once. This woman should be on a stamp.

It’s a damn good thing you don’t know how much he hates your guts.

Sluggish, like a wet sponge.

No, it’s not a coupe. No, it’s not really the embodiment of class or performance. But if a throwback is what you’re going for, better go full McFly.

Dear Derek, look at this sweet 560SL

You don’t know what a turbocharger looks like either, do you?

Probably a male stripper who chose the name because Porsha and Mercedes is for chicks.