Wtf has happened to Jalopnik? Guy “mods” his car by making the factory bypass valve stay open to have the stock exhaust a bit louder and people are complaining that it’s not fair to the general public? Gimme a break people.

I live in Florida. The cops here are imaginary.

This is half as loud as a Jaguar F-Type, so there’s that.

I live in Florida. I’d like to see them try.

I’m an asshole.

I stand by my statement

Hate to break it to you, but when the phrase “little people” is thrown around in that context, it’s not referring to rich vs poor, but rather as individuals vs organizations.

Something something don’t stick your dick in crazy...

As someone that has had an engine fire like that, in an ‘87 Supra no less, here’s what I had to replace:

Subtle reference/10

He probably just has to repair the welds on his intake manifold.

You know, it’s not logical to feel guilt for something you didn’t really have a direct hand in, but I’ll tell you from personal experience, it’s real and it’s a shitty feeling.

In the long run, he probably saved his kid a lot of maintenance headaches.

This is gonna be a great pilot episode for my new show “Law and Order: Special Vehicles Unit.”

2 am in Florida, Feds including ICE agents quietly line up outside a quiet, unassuming white import shop. They place chains on the large overhead door which are firmly attached to the back of an acquired MRAP. With a solid tug and wail from the diesel powered behemoth, it rips the entire door and parts of the wall…

I’ve seen a lot of engines’ insides. However, I have never seen a piston pointing in the wrong direction.

In for “hurrr durrr can’t make turnz. Brown Volvo wagon manual durrr”.

Made it over the barriers meant to stop cars.

Men’s Swimming Olympic Gold Medals since 1896: