I got really excited that this might be some sort of tribute to Steel Battalion, but lo and behold, lameness runs abound. The days of permadeath have left us, and those are sad days indeed.

Y U NO TAKE ENGINE BAY PICS?????

The specifics are 50 kilos dropped and 50 horsepower gained (up to 750). Top speed is supposedly 217 mph, which ideally was verified with 'prova' license plates on the slip road out behind the factory.

I can personally attest to this place's amazingness. My oldest brother's wedding was here; it was stellar, an unforgettable place. Fun fact, when you enter the island castle, all of the stones making up the initial uphill street are polished to a perfect smoothness. Hence, they are dangerously slippery. Why, you might…

One of the biggest reasons the E39 M-Sports with low mileage are SO expensive is because very few were actually brought over here. These are the ones with the M5 lookalike front bumper (main air intake is slightly different) the single shown exhaust rear bumper, the blackout trim on the windows, doors and bumpers, the…

Holy sh*t, four grand with only 55K? That's a screaming deal. God I wish mine had that low of miles. I'm about to roll 190K, but it's still smooth as butter *knocks on desk*

The mirrors is a dead giveaway. Square, regular E39, round, M5. I love my 540i to death. As deep into it as I am, there isn't a day a regret owning it.

I just want something that shoots sparks from the wheels when I do donuts with it, but the tires aren't just gone...

E39 540i 21-30% Jalop? I thought the E39 held some sort reverence here.

Clarkson sold his...

BTU speaks the truth once again. Bide your time, and pick it up in a month when it's $30.

I actually cannot believe I watched the entirety of this video.

Blue and white never steers me wrong, and the black down low, silver up top scheme is one of my favorites. I've had second thoughts about the bullseye but I already closed the config and it took me forever to get to that color code on the slider with my super sensitive mouse. So, uh, ignore that. Also, heat shield…

Here's mine. It would be my all around car for everything since it's a 911 after all. And yes, I know it's pricy. But I really like leather, okay?

Alright, I need a bit of a hand here. I believe that to download the Destiny Beta on Xbox One, one would need Xbox Live Gold. Mine, which was the 1 month that came with the Titanfall bundle, recently expired. However, I have 7 and 14 day trial inserts from Forza 5 and the Xbox One itself. When I try to redeem these,…

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Hey, that's (kinda) me!

Noted. Thank you.

I think you have a very skewed definition of hipster. Anyhow, I don't come to Jalopnik on the daily to be ridiculed about how I talk or what I wear. I come here to read about my favorite topic in the entire goddamn world: cars. If you're just gonna sit there be an arse, go the hell away.

I remember reading the kickass article about Lingenfelter's collection back in Heavy Hitters Issue No35. All of the photography, done by the amazing Jeremy Cliff, is to die for, and I would seriously recommend picking a copy up, purely for future nostalgic purposes. Hell, I even went back and reread that article like…