Typical pro-gondola response from Kyle "Gondolas" Wagner. Why don't you get out of Big Gondola's pocket and find some self-respect.

I applaud this decision. In fact there should be separate flights for men and woman. As a gay man, I look forward to a lady-free sausage flight.

This should have given the woman a clue.

.413 is like surgical anesthesia.

This looks disturbingly like a pro-date-rape campaign.

i think hes best off with a fleshlight...

Or maybe he fucking sucks in bed and she's too nice to tell him.

She's fucking someone else, bro.

I totally read the headline as "The World's Largest Floating Prison Is NYC"

Sounds like a movie. America transfers all it's criminals onto a giant ship and during a huge storm the ship rides a wave and smashes into downtown Manhattan where the surviving prisoners are unleashed on the city.

All food comes in contact with shit, but factory farmed food travels through a river of it.

I'm going to go buy me a box of Franzia and this here wine fancying dippin stick.

"how i lost my security deposit" by thebax

Hey, I'm just grateful to see an accurate depiction of what NYC was really like 30+ years ago. Going by Gawker's anti-gentrification articles alone, you'd assume that New York in 1980 was a magical utopia that should have been preserved as it was for all time.

I'm a Southerner and my family has lived in the same rural area for over 200 years. If there is a symbol to show the pride of being Southern, the confederate flag isn't one of them. Plain and simple. You want to show pride? Feed people who aren't from the South BBQ, have them listen to bluegrass, blues, or country,…

Oh, wow. I definitely drank at Mars Bar a few times. It was phenomenally nasty, and calling it a dive bar would be an insult to dive bars. The last time I was there, I saw a homeless man hammer a nail into his urethra.