I have never worked in an office where I had to use a code in my phone for the bathroom.  You are lying.  

I worked in a bar kitchen that would sell regular hamburgers as bison burgers whenever they ran out.  

BLUE HAMBURGERS MATTER GUYZ

It’s easy to be pro-life when the internet has been telling dudes to eat your ass and avoid your vagina.

Raisins are disgusting so the answer is no.

I’d hit that.

The best version I’ve had of the Impossible Burger is the White Castle version because it’s not trying to be a juicy burger, it’s just delicious fast food.  I look forward to BK’s version.

The White Castle version is bitchin.

I still do this because I am still poor.

I will be taking my .33 cent check directly to the bank to cash it once it arrives.

Don’t forget Jax’s cocaine stuck to the front of the nudie mags.

Brittany is a Sandy Hook truther so I can’t imagine she pulled this off herself.  WAY too much actual thought involved.  

Feel free to quit if your job is too hard fuckface.

He did gay porn didn’t he?

No one is wearing anything other than black to a techno festival but thanks for playing.

Drink enough on the UK version.  I hope America corrects that.

I’m surprised Popeye’s smells worse than Florida itself?

I need this.

As a snowboarder, I can say fellow snowboarders are little bitches, much like skiers are little bitches. Everyone is a little bitch.

Can I pay by Fyre Card?