Hot take.  They are overpriced junk food and you can always say no and or donate all of your guilt cookies to me.  

They don’t drink nearly enough to not be boring. That’s just science.

Nothing screams CANCELLED like CBS.

I had zero idea this show was still on the air.  

Fresh ginger in Sprite was Hangover Cure 101 in a kitchen I worked in many years ago.

Norweigen Air and hostels can be done with $1,000.  

I don’t think a proper coffee shop should have any flavored syrups...

You lost me at “sober”

Nope.  Still stupid.

I can’t wait to hear her thoughts on the farming bailout!  (SOCIALISM)  

The most confusing part of this story is why the fuck anyone would care about two people on a plane having a polite conversation.

I wasn’t aware using the N word comes up that often as an ambulance chaser.

The fame was just too much

Drugs

It’s all fun and pro-life until one of mistresses or sex workers gets knocked up and you pay for their abortion! -Men

My mother had a 14 year cat named Isis (RIP). I imagine it was pretty fun explaining that name at the vet five years ago.

I encourage everyone to make the days leading up to this cunt’s retirement as uncomfortable as possible.

Make your own stock and then make your own soup. All which can be frozen and used as needed

Make your own stock and then make your own soup. All which can be frozen and used as needed

They are such a sensitive bunch