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Option 4) Don’t get married

The fiscal year of Obama’s last term hasn’t ended quite yet FYI.

Well considering I should not be smarter than the President Of The United States Of America and I am, sorry internet person but yes, she would have been have been substantially smarter than he is and therefore substantially better. Stop with the false equivalency.

Also not paying taxes..

I like to go into their safe spaces and report on how I only abort the white babies

Hey everyone who decided to keep giving this dipshit press instead of ignoring her because she isn’t important, congratulations on making her relevant and providing her with a salary she doesn’t deserve!

Thanks! Next Sunday when I’m dropping off food to feed the food insecure (as I do every week) I will think of you and your contribution to society in the comment section.

I guess all those well off people will need to get some BOOTSTRAPS and stop leaching off the generosity of other people

Oh and they voted for limited government so... This is what the GOP wants. BOOTSTRAPS

Hey! Remember that time all those Texas GOP members voted against federal funding for Sandy! I’m sure politics had nothing to do with that! AMIRITE!!!

I also don’t give a fuck if any GOP members die in their climate denial, federal disaster relief funding denial flood. Fuck them. I’m only donating to homeless services since they probably don’t have the proper ID form to vote anyway under Texas voting denial law.

The answer is always U2

I called dibs on him back in the Kumar days. I will fucking cut you.

All to be replaced with Monster Trucks

Just because she banged him willingly doesn’t mean anyone else did. Ask his ex wife he raped.

I would offer the assistance of the major cities to assist small towns in managing a large population for a day but GO FUCK YOURSELVES TRUMPS AMERICA!!!!

That sanctions one just passed

Sounds like a good use of time pushing a bill that will result in total failure