I don't have imaginary friends in the traditional sense but there is literally CONSTANTLY imaginative scenarios taking place in my head. Even when working. Even when out talking with people. It's like there's a parallel universe that exists in my head. I used to be worried/ashamed about it until I read that one of…

Ew. You dodged a nasty gross bullet there. Selfishness is such a turn off.

That is gross gross gross. Also insanely self absorbed. Literally everyone I know in this city has wanted to do SOMETHING, even if it's just donate a few bucks to the Red Cross.

Of course you can. In the Pokemon game of life, this is the highest evolution of the bro.