You call yours Ladytown too??! I have so many euphemisms I use with Ladytown that it would be hard to rename it, like, "I'm inviting john to a party in Ladytown, but he's just a tourist at this point," or "I think I'm going to issue John a permanent residence visa for ladytown. His passport is soooo approved," or…

Yeah, I totally agree with you - plus, in the demographic of the willow smith audience, I'm pretty sure most of them are girls 8-15 and are dealing with finding themselves, just like her, and I think that it's pretty cool that it's not "I want a boyfriend and to have my first kiss RIGHT NOW". It's about finding…

Agreed! I dig willow smith - she's a cool kid and I'm glad her parents allow her to do stuff she's passionate about, and I like that she's giving a pretty honest voice for girls growing up - it may not be 'deep' in the sense that this isn't Mumford and Sons and a Platonic allegory on the nature of perception, but it…

Maybe its because most porn is meant to appeal to men, whereas this is more aimed towards appealing to women? I know when I watched it I was way more turned on by channing tatum's popping and locking than a lot of the 'dude with face cut off by camera pumping his dick into a moaning chick from behind' etc porn I've…

I am a fan of penis. I think they're super sexy. Hard, soft, I don't really care - though for the love of god, not in a thong. Ever. Anything else I am all about though....Nor would I necessarily turn down a hot man whom I liked/loved because he wore a thong, I'd just have to rid him of that monstrosity and fast.

Might as well just label the whole cupboard with masking tape and sharpie " Ye Olde Sexy Times cupboard of strumpetry".

...Can we be friends forever?

My migraine relief - As many have said, make it as dark and quiet as possible. I suggest taking a really cold shower to shock your system. Now for the drugs: Take about 4 low level pain killers (I suggest advil liquid gels), reserve the bottle and bring it by your bed. In a half hour, take 2 midol, or your chosen…

Jezebel should really get merch.

...dot tumblr dot com. Just sayin' - this should be a thing. I would enjoy that tumblr. especially if there were gifs.

WWDFGLD*? Bracelets are a thing that must be sold. It would solve so many of my life decisions.

Handy. Thanks for the help...I will have to check out their formatting and figure out what kind of dirty sexy smuttiness I should begin writing...

How does one theoretically begin to do the self-publishing of dirty short stories thing? because this girl could use some extra cash, and loves to write some dirty smut fanfic anyways, so, any information would be great. The hilarious thing is that I'm thinking that could potentially pay for the time off I need to…

I get what your saying, but I think at 1 million a week, you could probably spend the rest of your life penning the great american novel. This just makes me sad. And makes me want to write more so my book can eventually, one day, if I ever finish it, get published.

Yay! I love it when you get to see the light go on - My dad was for quite some time kind of homophobic, but my best friends are gay, and I've been arguing and debating with him for years about how skewed his perspectives were, and finally, on my mom's 50th birthday, he invited my friends to her party (She likes them a…

Between Jez and i09, my work day is usually pretty set. I'm a huge nerd anyways, so all the stuff on there about space and superheroes makes me want to hi-five everyone there.

That is one badass little girl! Super impressive!

Indeed. No one should be naked under their clothes. Second layer of skin is what's called for! Go round up Buffalo Bill to make us another people suit!

belliesareveryintoxicating.tumblr.com needs to be a thing.

You should check out I09 - they had a big article featuring the artists, who've done classic Japanese woodcuts of modern video games. It's pretty much the best thing ever.