he doesn’t even GO HERE

If you are here, please come hang out with me; I am so lonely.

I’m gonna be real honest here and say that I had no idea all these films were made by the same person and I’m shocked because I actually love almost every single one of them. NEW THINGS!

I think my favorite fan duel commercial is the one where it’s like “This guy won $1 million!

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One that doesn’t see “forced oral compilation" or whatever the fuck everyone else calls rape as an issue big enough for remand.

Exactly! And that guy knew that was a good deal. He’ll flee the country, and $300,000 will be worth it.

Some judge who knew that he could get 300,000 dollars for a cash strapped city. (Should have gone for a cool million. The prince would have paid it.)

There is such a dehumanizing arrogance to these guys. They view people as objects and what does an object exist for, but his pleasure? Not saying that this (alleged) creep is also guilty of it, but they’re having a pretty big problem with these guys drag racing their Veyrons through the neighborhood, blowing through…

Yeah, what fucking idiot judge looks at this case and doesn’t remand for flight risk?

Court records show he will appear in Los Angeles Superior Court on October 19.

Are boys and girls incarcerated at different rates? Does it seem possible that it’s more unusual to see girls commit certain crimes so they’re also judged more harshly (in addition to the reasons listed in the article). I’m no scientist...just speculating.

hi, ariana. your gay brother thinks lesbians choose to be gay but not gay men.

Ben McKenzie, who famously played Ryan Atwood on The O.C. and has since appeared in some other stuff, and Morena Baccarin (Firefly) are having a baby!

I, too, favor floral dresses in spring. Do I get a reality show?

I don’t think there is a more polarizing person than Maggie Gyllenhaal. I hate her face and think people who find her pretty are either crazy or look like her.

Unfortunately, in a 500 channel universe, it only takes a couple million wingnuts to make a hit. Which is why they were a thing to begin with. 320 million of us didn’t watch them, just the way 320 million of us don’t watch the Kardashians. But that few viewers is apparently all it takes now to make money for networks.

I hope the ratings are shit.

But, but, but I thought the industry had established that she was too old to play anything other than aunts, moms and the occasional Mrs. Robinson? Now I don’t know WHAT to think!

Ah, so she’s too old to play the traditional love interest but she’s not too old to be a hooker yet.