I’m really sorry. It really blows when you’re dealing with infertility and people ask if your pregnant for any reason. IT’S NEVER OKAY TO ASK. Unless someone is clearly pregnant, it’s never okay. It doesn’t matter if it’s because someone’s looking a little pudgy or simply not drinking. You never know when you’re…

If your friends are wanting to split checks evenly, especially with someone who isn’t drinking, they should be slapped. That’s bullshit. I would never do that. I mean, I guess restaurant norms in other regions are a bit different but push for yours to change to “we each pay for our own shit”. FFS, I’m pregnant so I’ve…

I’m sorry to hear that addiction has had such an effect on your family and has left you so paranoid about it. I appreciate that you can see all of the non-drug ways that gene can manifest, too. I wouldn’t hurt talk to someone about how the fear affects you. Maybe someone recommended through support groups for…

Yeah, no. I don’t want to eat soggy ass limp chips. That’s fucking ridiculous.

To be fair, you probably have a top load washer and live in a dry climate. My parents live in a technical desert but have a front load. That thing gets mildewy in a hot second if the door is closed when it’s not running. And, even with our top load washer that we leave open all the time, it does get linty and over…

That is exactly the thing. People are assholes and manipulate policies that are put in place to help people who genuinely need it. Those people need to get the shit kicked out of them because they make it harder for the people who do need it. 1. Service animals that provide emotional support are important. There is…

1. A number of pets are allowed in the cabin, but for a fee. Calling a random pet an emotional support animal is just to dodge the fee and/or an attempt to bring ridiculous animals that would otherwise be excluded.

May you have all of the luck in life that you deserve.

Must be fucking great to never have to even consider walking a mile in someone less fortunate’s shoes.

For tough situations like this one, it would help for women to be socialized to make it clear “I do not feel like having sex with you at the moment.” OR “I would very much like to have sex with you right now.” Looking back, especially considering the ultra conservative community that I came from, I was socialized that…

Truth. There’s a long time between a positive test and even daring to think about a crib. I’m sorry. I hope things are looking up for you. <3

Where’d you find those cute drawer pulls for the Hemnes?

I missed that they were exposed for being hoaxters! I mean, we all knew it. There’s no effing way she was pregnant enough to get a positive with urine that was that watered down and not know it.

I once interviewed someone for a job who gets super blotchy when she’s nervous. Her whole neck looked so sad the whole time. I felt terrible for her.

Oh, we get the joke. But we want people to know that there are cheap alternatives. Because probably all of us commenting probably wasted at least $20 on ‘regular’ tests before we learned about the alternatives.

Y’all:

Any time you feel it starting to work, repeat to yourself, “They are gaslighting me. I absofuckingloutely deserve this over those doucheclowns. Time to go kick some more ass and take more names.”

Why would it be considered the responsible and unselfish thing for people who don’t want kids to “baby up”? Raising kids is hard. It’s not just a matter of keeping them alive to adulthood. We need people who are interested in PARENTING having kids. We don’t need to force people to have kids who don’t want them. I…

Paul Ryan is my fear if Trump actually gets impeached and Pence goes down with him. He’s a fucking monster.

...and maternal morality rates around here.