Ugggghhhhh, this ridiculous, hair-trigger outrage is exhausting to me. Kim probably has done more for her “children” than my father ever did for me, and yet, people don’t get angry when he calls himself a parent. So she’s not a biological parent. Why does it matter? I’m baffled that this is even a story.

coming hard on me

I think it’s just a feedback loop.

They never took a doggie bag home and they never touched Golem Jesus’s meal.

My Jewish parents attended mass given at the Vatican by Pope John Paul II. I asked why, and my dad told me he was hungry and wanted the cracker.

I am not a praying person, but holy shit am I hoping with every fibre of my being that the creepbag is ousted. It would be a travesty if he isn’t.

On the bright side, I really do think most people know better and will NOT being voting Harper back in.

ORANGE CRUSH MOFUCKAS. NDP NDP NDP

“The homeopaths were rescued after they were seen rolling around in a field near their hotel, gibbering incoherently.”

Fellow Canadians, join me as we revel in the delight that a) an american blog is acknowledging us! Little old us! and b) the conservative campaign is quickly becoming a joke and their leadership might actually circle the drain this time.

Pissing in a sink is one thing, pissing in your customer’s cup, in their kitchen is the dimension of the story that is important.

“If the ref didn’t want to be assaulted, he shouldn’t have been in that situation. Or dressed that way.”

Right? Why does your heart go out to women who you believe are trying to extort money from an innocent old comedian? Like, you’re an asshole and you’re not making any sense.

I can think of easier money hustles than accusing someone of rape.

Hey, some people don’t like blue cheese. That’s a fair and valid life choice. It takes a lot to get over eating what is obviously moldy cheese.

Gjetost, now...gotta get some of that. It’s cheese caramel. It’s amazing.

Schadenfreude

World Health Organization recommends nursing until 2. Our aversion to toddlers being nursed is entirely cultural.

It doesn't hurt. They don't bite (unless they're being an asshole, I guess). My kids had full sets of teeth well before a year. The only time I was ever nipped regularly was when my daughter was teething, and even then not a ton.

This story is one that happened to a friend’s family. My friend’s father is an incredibly well-spoken, intelligent guy, so when his father died, he was chosen to give the eulogy.

So a week after I started this job, a guy who no longer worked at the publication I worked for died in a car accident. I never met him, and he was a copy editor so it wasn’t like I was familiar in any way with him through what he wrote.
But nevertheless, the EOC said everyone needed to go. So I went. And somehow the…

100% in disagreeance with the black eyeliner over brown. Teenaged me slathered that black eyeliner all up in dat waterline, adult me is a little more subduded and does a touch of brown on the outer corners. The only exception is liquid eyeliner (don’t try to sell me on colored cat eyes).

I am more upset about the fact that you talk about giant dough ballz with no pictures. *grumpy face. *